[[Man standing in front of stool with radio on it]]
<<music>>You don't know what it's like to be me!
At first, I loved A Simple Plan. Then I realized, with creeping horror, that they were serious.
{{alt-text: This is true. The Lyrics are ridiculous.}}
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